That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies
And ways to say you died
—Train, 50 ways to say goodbye
When you get stuck on someone and then you start thinking about ‘em all the time, even though you know nothing real will ever happen. Just…makes you feel kind of stupid, you know?
- Ted Mosby
Season 7, Episode 17: No Pressure
Damn you ted! Love you moree each day!
Just because you’re different, doesn’t mean you’re bad
why you had to be so hot? it’s impossible to ignore youuu~